I have some quick advice for any guy about to call out to any woman on the street. It’s really quick and easy and it goes kind of like this:
- See a girl you find attractive
- Grab your head
- Shove it as far up your anal cavity as you can
That’s it. That’s all you have to do if you ever feel the urge to call out to a girl.
Trust me. It works every time.
Now some people are probably pretty upset by my rude and crass advice but let me tell you, it’s nothing compared to the things that women hear on the street on a daily basis.
Cat calling is easily one of the rudest, most disgusting and disrespectful thing you could do to a person. Now you may ask, how could telling a beautiful person that they’re beautiful, be rude?
“Damn babe, I’d like to grab a piece of that ass.”
Oh, what a sweet gentleman.
“Look at the rack on THAT one.”
Wow, I should feel grateful for the attention I am getting from these lovely men.
“Hey sweetheart, I wonder if you taste as sweet as you look.”
…Really?!
In no way shape or form are any of these comments respectful. Not one. Making unwanted sexual advances is easily the most disgusting and uncomfortable thing to encounter.
Cat calling diminishes everything a woman is, her thoughts, opinions, dreams, ambitions, and personality to nothing. Her body, the most intimate and personal thing someone can have to their self, is distributed and commented upon like it should be critiqued in an art gallery.
I hate to break it to you, but it’s not. If you think a woman looks beautiful, keep it to yourself because most likely, she already knows that. If you want to tell a girl she looks cute, go ahead and shove your head right into the anal cavity as instructed before because she doesn’t want or need your opinion.
Women are not obligated to be nice to you because you harassed them. Women are not obligated to do absolutely anything for you because of anything. If you decide to come up and sexually harass a woman because you think she looks nice, she has every right to stop you in any way shape or form.
A woman’s body and appearance are not there for your visual pleasure. A woman’s body is her own personal safe haven. She is the one in control over who gets to comment on it and what goes in, on, or around it.
So shove your greasy words back down your throat, push your sweaty hands farther into your pockets and you keep your unnecessary, gropey, disgusting advances to yourself. If you even think that you have a chance with any of these women you’re looking at, you’re wrong.
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